JackBFromROC
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blatantly disobediant ubermember
one long straw, and the "pneumatic power" of my lungs.
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Post by JackBFromROC on Mar 9, 2006 16:55:01 GMT -5
Understandable, But what about the 3 out of 5 women that have sexual fantasies about their auto mechanic? ;D They have sex with their auto mechanic. The other two come to you. ;D
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Post by Father_Livonia on Mar 10, 2006 11:13:22 GMT -5
when my brother was learnin to ride dirt bikes at age 4 he ran into a swing set and snagged his ear on a bolt and ripped his ear off his head. took 30 stictches to put it back on. then about 3 months ago he was playing soccer (goalie) and he got in a tussle with a kid and the kid kicked him and blew his shin open, took 5 staples to hold his meat in, and before he went to the hospital he played the rest of the 15 minutes with it. and the worse thing that has ever happend to him is. driving his race setting scoobie in the winter. dont worry, 2 weeks and 4 thousand dollars later its fixed.
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Post by El Phantasamo on Mar 10, 2006 18:51:06 GMT -5
I almost died last year. ............ that eating Mandarin oranges boosts up the sickness, and leads to death, turns out that I had eatin' a hell of allot of Mandarin oranges before this happened. Now I have to get my blood checked once a month, to monitor. Is it just the mandarin Oranges, or can you not have orange juce in the morining?
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Post by miller1189 on Mar 15, 2006 20:30:56 GMT -5
I am very accident prone and I cant get away from it. I have had stitches over 20 times. Cracked my head open twice. I lost count of how many concussions I have had after 10 and my doctor told me to try not to get anymore cuz i could end up having major brain problems if I get more but somehow I always manage to have something happen and get another concussion. I have bad breathing problems when the pollen comes out and around this time of year. I will wake up in the middle of the night not able to breath at all and I try not to panic but its hard when u cant breath in and out at all. So I always have to go to the hospital. One time I went to the hospital after not being able to breath at all. They couldnt get me to breath so they were about to cut a hole in my neck. But I was taken on survival flight, an emergency helicopter to U of M Hospital and some guy there saved me before I died. I stayed in the hospital for another week cuz I kept having breathing problems. I always get hurt from the most unlucky things like I fell out of a tree and put my hands down to stop myself and a giant rusty railroad spike just happened to be on the ground and it cut all the way down my pinkey to the webbing and then went into my hand and out the top almost all the way back by my wrist. It went right into the tip on my pinkey and it made the skin look like it was barely staying on the bone like I could just fall off the bone. And i was swinging on a rope in my uncles barn and u go up in the 2nd floor of the barn and swing through the opend center and back up to the second floor on the other side. I was swinging across and i hit a piece of angle iron hanging off the top of a work truck that was in the barn and it went through my leg. Its just my luck. There are many other stories of the journeys of Millers tons of injuries.
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Post by catalyzt on Mar 22, 2006 16:20:13 GMT -5
Okay, I was snowboarding at Alpine Mountain, I have been snowboarding for 7 years just to let you know, and I was grinding a simple rail. It was the day after that really bad ice storm and the rails were icy. My upper body went one way and my legs went the other and I swung my arm around my back and I fell on my arm with all my weight. I broke both bones in my fore arm. My arm was just hanging there by the ligaments and the skin. They pull my jacket off and find out it was a compound fracture. Two hospital trips, a couple doses of morphine and 3 resets later, I'm good as new.
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