You know you play too much airsoft when....

[GeneralB]

-when you have added 5 or more sayings on this thread

- you answer the door on halloween in full camo with your gun in one hand and candy in the other

- someone tells you that they spent $400 on a new gun and you call them a cheapskate

[Psychosis]

- You shake your head when ESPN broadcasts the Paintball Championships. It looks intriguing, but you'd rather RUN YO' GATZ!

- You have enough uniforms to run your own airsoft team

[bman111]

when you wrote your school final paper for english on airsoft
(i did and i got an A )

when you see a pop can the first thing you think of it the poor mans chrono

when you have 36 airsoft-related things in favorites

[El Phantasamo]

- when you actually WEAR OUT A PROPANE ADAPTER!

- when you have gunslinger withdrawals (you make the games a lot of fun, what can I say )

- when you're best known for rubber knife attacks (keep dreaming DAMO!)

- when airsoft BB's seem to collect in the dead patches on your lawn (THANKS CHLOE )

[El Phantasamo]

bman111 said:

chloe?

My dog

Female dogs can kill grass wherever they pee
pics and vids can bee seen here

Now back on topic

[Zeke]

heh heh heh I remember when we had a puppy... she cought a rabbit and killed it. Thats another story though.

- when you can accurately guess how many BB's are in an unmarked container (to the nearest 50)

- you have the bright idea to scotch tape 100 BB"s to an m80 and stand close enough to get hit with about 20 (My 4th of july present)

[thomasd]

- When you ask your principal if you can use the school for an airsoft op.

(....Yes...ive done that before...)

[D.]

When you look in a dictionary and under airsoft it says "Jacko"

[Father_Livonia]

- You know you play too much airsoft when you have $270 and you owe it to your gun like a hot piece of ass.

[piratevalkyrie]

...when you refer to your gun as a hot peice of ass

[gnxhybrid]

**When you have to pee so bad you are dancing in your chair but refuse to go until you are finished reading this thread!

**When you bring along an airsoft pistol to go deer hunting.

**When every piece of paper in your house looks like swiss cheese.

**When all the cups in your house have lids because you might end up drinking a BB that landed in it.

**You never get deposit back on cans

**You wear a cup to bed because your brother is a jerk!!

**When you sneeze, BB's come out of your nose. (ya I know that one sucked but I wish to contribute )

[thomasd]

-When you sleep in your living room because your bed is covered with airsoft guns.


(BTW: this also applies to me)

[GeneralB]

-you cant play pool cause your pool table is covered with airsoft guns

- you line up lego guys and pick them off from across your basement or room

- you made cause metro beach wont let you play in their park

- you battery mysteriously dies every 5 days

- A cardboard box would rather take its chances in a fire then in your hands

[thomasd]

- When your addicted to this thread

-When your neighbor challenges you to a match and you come out in full tac gear saying "You asked for it."


-When your jealous of GS

[Mr Embed]

You know you play too much airsoft when you wear your BDU's as pajamas...

(right now)