|
|
Post by Gestapo on Jul 5, 2006 17:52:06 GMT -5
Ok, Brought on with a convo I had with El. I decided to start a "Marry, Fuck, Kill" game. What you do is. I will put 3 famous or well known women down. You have to marry one, fuck one, and kill one, and list your reasons. Then it's your turn to put down 3 women, and the poster after you does the same REMEMBER the more absurd it gets, the more fun it is  1: Rosie O'Donald 2: Opera 3: Bush's wife. {EL edit- Rule clarification |
|
GeneralB
Full Member
War is the chisel we use to carve out tomorrow
Posts: 284
|
Post by GeneralB on Jul 5, 2006 18:10:03 GMT -5
alright im bored ill play along,
Marry- Opra (money)
fuck- Bush's wife (based on the choices yeah)
Kill- Rosie O'Donald (come on, duh)
three more
Madonna
Cher
condalisa rice
|
|
|
|
Post by El Phantasamo on Jul 5, 2006 18:15:45 GMT -5
Madonna Cher condalisa rice Ok, Id Fuck Madonna, cause shes GOT to be wild in bed. Id marry Cher so she can be my suggar momma and Id kill Condelissa Next three Star Jones Jenifer Granholm Hillary Clinton {EDIT- We need to give credit where credit is due, Howard Stern came up with this game |
|
|
|
Post by upinsmoke on Jul 5, 2006 18:34:52 GMT -5
fuck star jones cuz i wont have to knock the dust off
marry hillary cinton cuz she takes care of anything and i can cheat and she wont care
kill granholm cuz i dont like her
angelina jolie
gwen steffani
jennifer anistan
|
|
|
|
Post by Mr Embed on Jul 5, 2006 18:46:23 GMT -5
Fuck angelina because that's a fantacy of mine...
Marry Jen Anniston because I can't fuck her for the rest of my life.
Kills Gwen Seffani for making that fucking bananas song.
Meryl Streep
Martha Stewart
Mother Teresa
|
|
|
|
Post by El Phantasamo on Jul 5, 2006 18:53:19 GMT -5
Meryl Streep Martha Stewart Mother Teresa Fuck Mother teresa (why not, im goin to hell anyway) Marry Martha stewart (ill eat good and live in a lovley home) Kill Merryl streep (by default) Susan sarandon Za ZA Gabor Cathy Griffin |
|
GeneralB
Full Member
War is the chisel we use to carve out tomorrow
Posts: 284
|
Post by GeneralB on Jul 5, 2006 18:54:34 GMT -5
I see El likes this game {EL edit- ONLY POST IF YOURE GOING TO MARRY FUCK AND KILL! you can add comments to the bottom of your post |
|
JackBFromROC
Full Member
blatantly disobediant ubermember
one long straw, and the "pneumatic power" of my lungs.
Posts: 315
|
Post by JackBFromROC on Jul 5, 2006 19:08:26 GMT -5
Based on googling images and thus....
I'd fuck Za Za because she's french, which is good for something.
I'd marry Susan because she's not as annoying as Cathy
I'd kill Cathy because no one wants to know what her life on the D list is like. Maybe she can tell us what her life in hell is like.
After much deliberation....
Rosanne Barr
Frida
Charleze Theron's character from "Monster"
|
|
Cullen
Full Member
Creepy, but not crawly
SEE? I DO SMILE, DAMMIT!
Posts: 403
|
Post by Cullen on Jul 5, 2006 19:20:03 GMT -5
After much deliberation.... Rosanne Barr Frida Charleze Theron's character from "Monster" Kill Rosanne Barr Fuck Frida Marry Charleze Theron's character and beat her down Jessica Simpson Jessica Alba Celine Dion |
|
|
|
Post by Gestapo on Jul 5, 2006 19:24:02 GMT -5
After El deleted my post cause the bus has no motor... i have to repost this again...
Id fuck Jessica simpson... over and over and over again
marry Alba
Kill celine with my penis after im done fucking jessica...over and over and over again
Orange Fanta Girl
Purple Fanta girl
Red Fanta girl
|
|
|
|
Post by El Phantasamo on Jul 5, 2006 19:31:48 GMT -5
Orange Fanta Girl Purple Fanta girl Red Fanta girl Orange (Amie) id fuck cause ive never had a black girl Purple (Sophia) id marry cause you can keep latin women in line with a firm right cross Red (Kalia) Id kill by default Bridget the midget ( a midget porn star) Ellen DeGeneres Kelly Rippa (sp?) |
|
thomasd
New Member
MIA defector
Posts: 21
|
Post by thomasd on Jul 5, 2006 23:02:37 GMT -5
Orange (Amie) id fuck cause ive never had a black girl Purple (Sophia) id marry cause you can keep latin women in line with a firm right cross Red (Kalia) Id kill by default Bridget the midget ( a midget porn star) Ellen DeGeneres Kelly Rippa (sp?) Fuck-Bridget (because shes a midget....AND a porn star) Marry- Kelly (eh shes okish looking) Kill- Ellen (do i need to say?) |
|
|
|
Post by Father_Livonia on Jul 5, 2006 23:57:43 GMT -5
Idiot, now i cant say who id kill fuck or marry, but here is some for the next chump.
uma thurman (good luck killing her)
hanna montana (keep in mind shes 14)
Madusa (from Monster Jam)
|
|
|
|
Post by gnxhybrid on Jul 6, 2006 9:52:42 GMT -5
uma thurman (good luck killing her) hanna montana (keep in mind shes 14) Madusa (from Monster Jam) Fuck montana- Taker her to hawaii, she's legal there. Marry Uma- She is most famous an she repulses me, great combo for marrige! Kill madusa-because after marrying uma I would be alittle crazy and need to kill somebody. Pam Anderson Sadam Hussein Julia Roberts |
|
Zeke
Full Member
Posts: 405
|
Post by Zeke on Jul 6, 2006 15:10:37 GMT -5
Oh wow, this is a toughy...
fuck Pam Anderson because who can legally have sex with her?
marry julia roberts because shes not Sadam and Pam would leave anyways.
kill Sadam because I can.
Were going harry potter here LOL.
Emma watson (age 16 or 17?)
Fionna Shaw
Maggie Smith
(have fun)
|
|
