You know you're playing with noobs when....

[Connors]

zeke said:

While playing you hear shouts of people saying "I need another clip.... can somebody give me a clip?"

and then you proceed to yell out "IT'S MAG, NOT CLIP!"

[skypilot181]

they watch you crono your rifle and it shows 497 fps, and they about poop there pants.

and then you say, that's with a .30g and they have a blank look on there face.

[El Phantasamo]

Wheny ou have to tip toe around what Sky Pilots rifle is actually shooting in order to have a SkyPilot and EL Vs. 8 NOOBS game

"Is his rifle shooting over 400?"
"I believe so, but Im not sure EXACTLY what....."

[Connors]

When you divdie teams evenly and your 12 other guys are taken out in the first 5 mins, then you(me: Wild Gunman) and Knief come out of hiding and anhilate(sp*) the rest of the opposing team.

ha ha rememeber that one Knief..good times, good times.

[a2nm00gle]

When they ask how come the highcap magazine doesn't feed, and they forgot to wind it

[dusty]

When you see some guy in marpat carrying 2 KSC m9's and a WA just in case his systema m4 fails.

When that same guy still hasn't bought a cup despite everyone aiming for his nuts.

When someone throws bb's at you (ahem, Dirty)

[JackBFromROC]

Switching it up to the online version:

...When they start a new thread asking the exact same question as the one directly below it...

[rynedogg]

When they ask if the Grenade shoots a metal grenade.

When your playing 5 on 13 and the 13 die, ohh and steve. haha

you know your a noob When you get offended by these posts.

[chaz]

ahahahaha.... when dirty is close enough to throw bb's at ur chest without u seeing him and then, not calling it an out when he could just have easily shot you and made it much more painful.

ohhh geez fun times at the dirty dozen field.

oh... one more... you know you are a noob when you retreat back to a bunker, crouch down, and yell across the field, "RELOADING!" giving me the perfect opportunity to run up on you with a mag in your hand and a dry gun with a dumbfounded look on your face.

[skypilot181]

You know you're playing with noobs when....

...they read these posts and get offended.
...they just upgraded from springers to AEG's
...The Dirty Dozen is a HUGE Field.
...Wild Gunman attends his first large event at Wild Thunder.
...2000 rounds is alot of BB's
...the say what is a 'SYSTEMA'?
...they ask "What kind of gun is that? Can I see it?" And I reply "It's a Bad Ass Ball Kicking Mac Dady Mother wanting n00b Killing Sniper Rifle, and if i'm aiming at you, I suggest you pick up your broken ass, and get the hell out of Dodge, KJW M700. And No." And then they want to be your best friend.
...cleaning there gun is running a cleaning rod through the barrell.
...while reading this you scratch your head... you might be a n00b.

[scalpripper]

well i am a few months late (lost the link beacause i myself am a newb)

you know youre playing with newbs when they are the first ones out but yet somehow sill hit for shure 2 people per game

when you are playing a 2 vs. 8 game and they still say they hit them both when they were the first ones out

they have a cheap fully auto and they compare it to the $600 guns and say theres is better

when you see a tall freaky ass looking kid in a ghullie suit running around the feild (me)

and i am shure i could up up with more just because i play with the biggest newb known to man

[secretrk1313]

when your me and havent even been to airsoft event, because forums express such hostility that your not even sure if you should go lol.

also when you have been a member of an airsoft forum for 8 months and go on it everyday but dont accualy play much <--me again

[pr1m3]

-When you don't see the guy up in a tree shooting at you <-wtf me, thanks Chaz
-When a kid with a Super9 owns half the enemy team (AEGs).
-When a kid dual wields AEGs and declares, "Wow! That's like 12 rounds per second".

*More to come

[scalpripper]

hey hey hey now i am a person who sits in a tree with a super9 but i only owned at most 1 person in 1/2 the games, the other half i was ungodly lit up before i had a chance, hehe

plus you know youre playing with newbs when 3 months after a game at school he brings up people being an ass to him because he was a dumbass to everybody else

[conscript]

you know your playing with noobs when you try to set up a team but decide its a bad idea because almost all of your members don't own a gun for over $50.

when they complain that a stock utg spets it outranging and owning them.

when they are afraid of a gun that shoots over 250 fps

when a 2 man team equiped with utgs can kill the opposing 10 man team without a casualty.

when you look at this thread and can put names to each one of these phrases.