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Post by El Phantasamo on May 12, 2008 20:27:17 GMT -5
When he moves to A town that had a history of not being friendly to minorities. (From a Platte County deputy: I had numerous fight in progress call out there about 10 years ago. Get there to find a black guy bleedin in the parking lot. "OK, who hit you" "Don't know. I turn around and see 2 cue sticks comin for my face") When he helps his nehibor get his 1957 Inthernational Harverster Farmall ready for a "Tractor Cruse" When he gets paid to pull A car 600 yards across a muddy farm road. (see this thread on MIA) Just trying to wake up the forum. Please post any other examples of my red neck behavior here  |
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Post by Knief on May 12, 2008 20:43:54 GMT -5
"You boys want a beer?" "No thanks." "Alright, more fo' me." El then kills a case of blue on his own.
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Post by Relish on May 12, 2008 20:44:53 GMT -5
-When HE starts choruses of "Boy, you gots a purdy mouf!" over at SFOD.
-Any time he shows up with the El X 4, in all its maroon glory.
-When he mentioned that he moved from a greater metropolitan area, to a town of less than 1000.
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Post by El Phantasamo on May 12, 2008 20:46:29 GMT -5
"You boys want a beer?" "No thanks." "Alright, more fo' me." El then kills a case of blue on his own. WHAT? Not the "Squirrel Incident" ;D -When HE starts choruses of "Boy, you gots a purdy mouf!" over at SFOD. It works best when you do have chewing tobacco in lip, giving you "you gots a purdy mouf BOY *SPIT*" |
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Post by Relish on May 12, 2008 20:48:18 GMT -5
I think everyone has gravitated to the MIA boards because there's just more there :/ SEMIA shall not perish withought a fight!
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Post by conscript on May 12, 2008 22:30:54 GMT -5
I think he threatened to piss on flag of soviet union, that is quite barbaric and red neck like in my opinion.
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Post by Ghast on May 12, 2008 23:16:57 GMT -5
You know El is a redneck when, instead of waiting for the Penske repair truck to come service the faulty moving truck, he does it himself.
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Post by Relish on May 12, 2008 23:52:33 GMT -5
I think he threatened to piss on flag of soviet union, that is quite barbaric and red neck like in my opinion. Then I can't be one, as my piss is too pure for the banner of the proletariat. |
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Post by Ghast on May 13, 2008 23:43:18 GMT -5
I think he threatened to piss on flag of soviet union, that is quite barbaric and red neck like in my opinion. Then I can't be one, as my piss is too pure for the banner of the proletariat. Win! |
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Post by Mosin on May 15, 2008 7:25:08 GMT -5
You know EL is a red-neck when all he needs is a leatherman and some ether..
But you know you're an airsoft red-neck when you show up to a rec game in official confederate clothing and are shooting some sort of black powder airsoft weapon.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
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Post by Knief on May 15, 2008 7:33:55 GMT -5
Oh man, I would love it if somebody put the guts of some cheap UTGish sniper rifle into fabricated musket body and showed up in full Civil War gear. I'd give that guy a gun from my collection just for being that awesome.
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Post by Relish on May 15, 2008 7:34:52 GMT -5
I'm on it, knief.
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Post by AndrewMp5k2007 on May 15, 2008 22:55:19 GMT -5
Would the PTW be included in that prize gift?  |
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