King
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Post by King on Mar 28, 2006 14:58:09 GMT -5
Because we could be making jokes about cooler people.
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Post by Father_Livonia on Mar 28, 2006 16:00:06 GMT -5
the only good movie chuck norris ever did was "Sidekicks" where the kid dreams about chuck norris and fights some enemy with him at the end (best part in that movie was when the kid and chuck come out of the water with M60's)
now please... let me get back to cleaning my M9
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Post by El Phantasamo on Oct 19, 2007 19:10:09 GMT -5
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Post by Knief on Oct 19, 2007 22:51:58 GMT -5
I actually just ran across this video yesterday with Breakdancer. We thought it was pretty funny indeed.
El, sorry I haven't been able to call you back yet. Its not so much being busy as it is being occupied with random nothingness. I'll give you a call by the end of the weekend about the hammer and what not. Don't buy anything yet. And the pups are adorable. Keep those pictures coming.
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Post by laxrider04 on Oct 20, 2007 15:16:51 GMT -5
Off topic: El you have pics of the pups?! Why have these not been sent to me!? Also, looking forward to seeing you at Area 51. The Caddy needs the El Seal of Approval.
On topic: The jokes were made because Chuck Norris's movies are so awful. Have you guys seen the jokes about Vin Diesel?
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Post by El Phantasamo on Oct 20, 2007 21:39:43 GMT -5
Off Topic:
Kneif, PM Sent regarding hammer
LaxRider, I dont have your cell number, so I cant send you pics. If everyone else wants to see them, wait till I post in off topic
On Topic:
Yes, Chuck Norris makes bad movies. We can all have fun in that.
Now for some EL Phantasamo Facts
El Phantasamo does not "Tea Bag" women, He TOOLBOXES them
El Phantasamos blood cures smallpox. El Phantasamo is cut often and doesn't worry about it much
El Phantasamo does not have skin, El Phantasamo has overlapping masses of scar tissue
they're are two kinds of varmints (Squirrels in particular), Those who live, and those who have met El Phantasamo
El Phantasamo has absorbed so much brake dust, used motor oil, Xylene, and diesel fuel that El Phantasamo is now known to cause cancer in the state of California.
El Phantasamo doesn't throw up after drinking too much, El Phantasamo can NEVER drink too much
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Post by Ghast on Oct 20, 2007 22:53:22 GMT -5
Edited self...
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