VMAX
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Shalom!
Keeping American civilians and military well supplied since 1775.
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Post by VMAX on Mar 24, 2006 22:16:39 GMT -5
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yteka
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Post by yteka on Mar 24, 2006 22:29:43 GMT -5
Something tells me the real chuck norris wont be checking these threads anytime soon.
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VMAX
Junior Member
Shalom!
Keeping American civilians and military well supplied since 1775.
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Post by VMAX on Mar 24, 2006 22:34:54 GMT -5
Much to learn, you still have.
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Chuck Norris
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Custom titles are for pussies. Chuck Norris is just Chuck Norris
The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain
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Post by Chuck Norris on Mar 24, 2006 22:37:24 GMT -5
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Mini-Matt (Achilles)
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get a haircut HIPPIE!
Didn't see that one coming did ya?
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Post by Mini-Matt (Achilles) on Mar 24, 2006 22:46:20 GMT -5
The almighty Chuck Norris has returned!!!
You see... you see what happens when you doubt Chuck Yteka.
You shall face a roundhouse death.
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yteka
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Post by yteka on Mar 24, 2006 23:26:09 GMT -5
Oh no!!! Why did i ever doubt!?!?!? (its spelt y-t-e-k-a)
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Mini-Matt (Achilles)
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get a haircut HIPPIE!
Didn't see that one coming did ya?
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Post by Mini-Matt (Achilles) on Mar 24, 2006 23:32:31 GMT -5
Oh my bad, I was trying to pronounce it.
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Post by D. on Mar 25, 2006 9:38:17 GMT -5
Stop with the Chuck Norris, he's a lame actor. The only thing to respect about his career is his 8th degree blackbelt, other than that there's nothing you can respect, He has a stupid ass TV show and he does shitty infomercials.
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Post by Mr Embed on Mar 25, 2006 9:45:17 GMT -5
Stop with the Chuck Norris, he's a lame actor. The only thing to respect about his career is his 8th degree blackbelt, other than that there's nothing you can respect, He has a stupid ass TV show and he does shitty infomercials. Finally! I thought I was the only one. Thanks for not being an idot haha |
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Post by Jumprefusal on Mar 25, 2006 9:48:30 GMT -5
Don't talk bad about chuck norris! Didn't you know God created him on the 8th day, and then chuck round house kicked him in the head for not making him sooner?
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Mini-Matt (Achilles)
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get a haircut HIPPIE!
Didn't see that one coming did ya?
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Post by Mini-Matt (Achilles) on Mar 25, 2006 10:11:38 GMT -5
Yeah, I personally hate Chuck Norris, I'm so tierd of all the jokes about him.
FYI, I was being sarcastic on my first post.
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King
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Professional Shoulder Leaner
Look at that lean
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Post by King on Mar 26, 2006 0:47:42 GMT -5
My post from MIA How Chuck Norris Came To Be, By Adam King One day, an adolescent Chuck Norris found himself watching an old western movie starring Clint Eastwood. Upon seeing Clint frown at one of the multiple corpses he left lying in the dusty road, Chuck deficated in his pants. A young Chuck Norris looks on in awe.  The sight of pure badguy slaying made Chuck feel insecure and woman-like. Striving to feel better about himself, Chuck invested in Karate classes, grew a beard in an attempt look less he-bitchy, and made multiple bad movies, so as to show his Karate prowess to everyone around the world. Eastwood, seen here winking at his good friend, Death. He gives him a lot of business.  Today, Chuck endorses lame work-out equipment, whos infomercials can be seen late at night. Clint Eastwood is currently making movies. Good ones. |
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VMAX
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Shalom!
Keeping American civilians and military well supplied since 1775.
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Post by VMAX on Mar 26, 2006 0:51:08 GMT -5
LOL! Excellent story telling Adam. Bravo.  |
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Bowen
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Infantry!!!
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Post by Bowen on Mar 27, 2006 17:23:48 GMT -5
Why Chuck Norris?
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Post by Gestapo on Mar 27, 2006 17:24:58 GMT -5
The question is, why not?
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