Help me get rid of this damn squirrel!

[King]

meetmrbullet said:

well while your in a killing mood you might want to finish off the rest of his family before they attack when your mowing the lawn

Funniest post in a while.

[Cullen]

meetmrbullet said:

well while your in a killing mood you might want to finish off the rest of his family before they attack when your mowing the lawn

Was that really necessary? I feel bad enough already.

[El Phantasamo]

cullen said:

Because he died. I had shot at him with my airsoft gun before I decided I wanted to keep him instead.

WTF dude! At least I let the squirrel in Kneifs fireplace go.

Heres useless advice, now that the squirrel is DEAD

1) Grab em by the tail. Distract him if possible. They have vermin like teeth, and can mess you up a bit, so wear gloves.

2) As young as this one was, he could have been domesticated. I now feel bad having to take care of errands for Brandi instead of giving Cullen practical advice. Now this squirrel is gone.

The pics you posted of him running around in your room reminded me of the Ferret I used to have. Little bugger would get into EVERYTHING, but funny as hell to watch

[FireFox]

man thats so sad, did you give him a grave and stuff

[Cullen]

I want to, but my mom insists that something is going to dig him up.

[FireFox]

that sucks, that would have been really nice to

[Hoover]

just turn your BBQ on high and spread its ashes or just toss it in dumpster, as long as you get rid of it before it starts to rot.

[Psychosis]

elphantasamo said:

1) Grab em by the tail. Distract him if possible. They have vermin like teeth, and can mess you up a bit, so wear gloves.

oddly enough, one of my goals in life is to grab an Ann Arbor squirrel by the tail, haven't exactly decided what exactly to do after that but hurling it comes to mind

[FireFox]

how pissed do you think a squirrel be after being hurled ;D







ya 300th post

[Zeke]

Id feel terrible too Cullen, just put him in a garbage bag, so nothing gets to him, then bury him where nobody would dig him up.

[FireFox]

ya, and you can put rocks over his grave, that will help, plus he could have a little head stone

[Knief]

Next time, don't a) Shoot at him or b) let him go days without food. If you don't want to feed him directly (I wouldn't, he would probably claw at you and you never know what kind of disease he's carrying), leave some bread or whatever out for him in the center of the room and leave for a bit. When you come back, there'll be nothing but crumbs.

Psychosis,

Good luck with that, that's like tangoing with a bear. Ann Arbor squirrels are fucking huge. No joke, I've seen a lot of dogs smaller than squirrels from the deuce. Apparently we have the second largest squirrels in the country from some poll (I was told this at UM orientation).

[King]

admin said:

Psychosis,

Good luck with that, that's like tangoing with a bear. Ann Arbor squirrels are fucking huge. No joke, I've seen a lot of dogs smaller than squirrels from the deuce. Apparently we have the second largest squirrels in the country from some poll (I was told this at UM orientation).

Reason behind large squirrels: Abundance of Hippies, lack of kids with BB guns.

[Psychosis]

firefox said:

ya, and you can put rocks over his grave, that will help, plus he could have a little head stone

Or just lose emotional attachment to the squirrel, hah!

king said:

Reason behind large squirrels: Abundance of Hippies, lack of kids with BB guns.

We have a Michigan Squirrels club, 'nuff said.
www-personal.umich.edu/~seaglee/squirrel/

admin said:

Psychosis,

Good luck with that, that's like tangoing with a bear. Ann Arbor squirrels are fucking huge. No joke, I've seen a lot of dogs smaller than squirrels from the deuce. Apparently we have the second largest squirrels in the country from some poll (I was told this at UM orientation).

But you see, that's why it would be entertaining, not to mention manly, to hurl a squirrel. I'll figure out how to do it someday... squirrel tossing...

[piratevalkyrie]

psychosis said:

But you see, that's why it would be entertaining, not to mention manly, to hurl a squirrel. I'll figure out how to do it someday... squirrel tossing...

speaking of manliness...wtf?: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide