Help me get rid of this damn squirrel!

[Cullen]

I currently have a little red squirrel running around in my room. And I took lots of pictures.

pfordee.com/cullen/squirrel/

Any ideas?

[Knief]

I think I know somebody who could handle your problem.

ELLLLLLL!

In my experience, you can do well with some acid gloves, a pillow case, and a partner to hold the case open. Then, just grab the little bastard by the tail and toss him in the case.

[Cullen]

I have an idea.

I'll lock myself in my room, with some food in my palm. I'll lay down and pretend to be asleep. When he comes to eat, I'll grab him.

[Uberhampster]

Cute. Get EL in there to wrangle it for you, then domesticate it and teach it to wear a helmet cam. Ta da, instant front line recon at games.

[Hoover]

Ha, if its in your room for more than 3 days strait its legaly yours(or is that only cats and dogs?) but I would consider geting a live trap(you can get one at home depot for $40. or if you dont want that just get a rat trap and weld some roofing nails to it for the full effect

[piratevalkyrie]

i'd simply slowly wall it off...paint images inbound:




Damn, you cant see what i wrote, The red dot is the squirrel. simply keep adding "walls" until hes trapped. (something like cardboard perhaps...)

[Cullen]

I thought I was a badass, picking up the squirrel like that. I was wrong.

He's not moving much. I don't think he's gonna live very long.

Edit: Picture removed because I'm an asshole holding a dying squirrel.

[piratevalkyrie]

give him water and feed him, he hasnt had any food in three days seeing as hes been trapped in you room. Do it away from your house though, so he doesnt get attatched to you.

[Cullen]

He died a little while ago... he just stopped breathing. I tried giving him water a little while before that, and he seemed to liven up a bit.

This means I killed a young squirrel with an airsoft gun. It took 10 hours to die.

[Zeke]

Wow. why didnt you just keep him in your room and have him be your pet, after you took him to the vet and whatnot.

[Cullen]

Because he died. I had shot at him with my airsoft gun before I decided I wanted to keep him instead.

[piratevalkyrie]

cullen said:

This means I killed a young squirrel with an airsoft gun. It took 10 hours to die.

what the fuck dude....thats mean as hell

[Zeke]

Thats why i would have kept him.

[Cullen]

piratevalkyrie said:

cullen said:

This means I killed a young squirrel with an airsoft gun. It took 10 hours to die.

what the fuck dude....thats mean as hell

You think I don't know that? I thought he was unharmed, and when I woke up this morning, he was flopping around under my desk. I put him outside and gave him some water with my hamster bottle, but he eventually just stopped breathing.

[meetmrbullet]

well while your in a killing mood you might want to finish off the rest of his family before they attack when your mowing the lawn