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Post by Gestapo on Oct 18, 2006 20:29:38 GMT -5
Nope, fat girls give the best head, cause they are always hungry, and they have to to be abel to stay in the game.
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OaKeY
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Livonia's Apprentice
Breath, One, Two, Pulse, Pull...
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Post by OaKeY on Oct 18, 2006 20:32:04 GMT -5
You know you play too much airsoft when you have to take several shots of your guns in order to fit them all into one frame.
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Mongoose
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Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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Post by Mongoose on Oct 20, 2006 3:22:41 GMT -5
OH lord, do I know how that goes... Had to go through that for the G36 I'm selling.
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Solid Snake
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A strong man doesn't need to see the future, He makes his own.
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Post by Solid Snake on Oct 29, 2006 22:05:11 GMT -5
-when your gun colection is all airsoft
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Gunslinger
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"Celebrity Target"
CALL IT OR ELSE!
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Post by Gunslinger on Oct 29, 2006 22:54:35 GMT -5
You know you play to much airsoft when;
When you get back to playin Airsoft for the first time in months and every one is ready to quit and go home and your left standing alone, in the dark.... trying to figure out who you can call to drive out to a town thats no where near close and you are bummed when faced with the reality that you know they wont drive out.
When you cant wait to get up in the morning even though you HATE to get up before noon on a non work day.
When you sit with gun in hand loaded battery charged the night before you go out to play and look around your house for stuff to shoot even though you know it will take you months to clean up the lose BB's.
When you have BB's in every crevice in your house and no matter how many times you vacuum/sweep you never seam to find them all.
When you find BB's and a speed loader frozen in your fridge because you were loading mags before you went out and trying to get food ready at the same time.
You know you play to much airsoft when you are willing to play with some one even though you think they're a tool just so you have enough people.
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Post by Knief on Oct 29, 2006 23:07:41 GMT -5
Seasonal:
When you have the most expensive costume at the halloween party because the doctor can wear a replica stethescope, the hockey player can carry a replica stick, but you wouldn't be caught dead in knock off camo or a knock off tac vest.
When you go thirsty all game day because your canteen is still half full of whiskey and coke from the halloween party you went to the night before.
When somebody identifies your costume as a marine, and you point out the differences between the ACU that you're donning and MARPAT. You throw in references to CADPAT, and their collective predecessor, flektarn.
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Post by Grey Fox on Oct 30, 2006 0:40:28 GMT -5
When you think about snowboarding season this winter and then dream of you and your friends re-enacting that bad-ass skiing shoot out from 007!
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Post by Psychosis on Oct 30, 2006 13:07:11 GMT -5
When you have the most expensive costume at the halloween party because the doctor can wear a replica stethescope, the hockey player can carry a replica stick, but you wouldn't be caught dead in knock off camo or a knock off tac vest. Truth. |
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Post by El Phantasamo on Oct 30, 2006 20:41:43 GMT -5
-when you can idetify a BB by the color ant texture of the plastic...
"acutally Bill, i think its an excell .23, they seem to have a lithg blue-ish hue to them......."
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Relish
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Post by Relish on Oct 30, 2006 21:09:48 GMT -5
when you still wanna play, even after you get a tooth shot out, simply because it will be that long before you get a chance to play again.
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Post by Grey Fox on Oct 30, 2006 23:15:23 GMT -5
When you make-shift airsoft mines (pressure/trip wire) out of smoke detectors and find they work quite well
Bastard KILLS!!! note: if you smoke you also get screwed frequently, and you can dissable entire minefields by deploying a single AN-M-8 grenade!
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Post by El Phantasamo on Nov 16, 2006 23:14:00 GMT -5
When helping a co-worker remove a bearing race with an air hammer, the bearing race pops off the hub, hitting you in the chest. you proptly call "HIT!", knowing full well your co-worker is NOT an airsofter
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Post by Alphabet on Nov 18, 2006 15:30:26 GMT -5
You just skipped going to the dinner with your girlfriend, so you could read the 12 pages of this post.
[Even worse: It was our "anniversary" (technically)]
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Mongoose
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Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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Post by Mongoose on Nov 28, 2006 19:55:37 GMT -5
When it doesnt suprise you in the LEAST that this thread is STILL ALIVE...
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Post by Grey Fox on Dec 23, 2006 4:54:20 GMT -5
When you can make shift a mini-gun just by mowing the lawn......Was mowing around my house for the last time this year and when I got close to the house BBs(not very many) started to fly out of the mower deck and rickochett off the walls back at me....it got so bad I almost called myself out!
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