You know you play too much airsoft when....

[Father_Livonia]

- You accidently say FPS instead of horsepower.

- On roadtrips you look for the best possible place to play.

- In office buildings/banks/malls Etc. you scan the area and say to your buddy "imagine this a CQB building"

- You can name every gun in any war/action movie and how many bullets they hold.

- You cringe when someone says "clip"

- You cant stand when someone says "Glock nine"

- You have bb's all over your bedroom floor.

- You have a bigger space in your closet for your guns/gear than for clothes.

These are just some thins i made up, if you guys know anything else post it.

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[El Phantasamo]

you know you play too much airsoft when......

-You have enough guns for 2 people (pimaries and secondaries) in 1 rifle case
[G3, MP5, 93R and M9]

-you have to stop you dog when she eats the airsoft BB's on the floor

[Knief]

- You scan for threats and blind corners when walking through town

- You can field strip any pistol that comes your way even though you've never fired a real one.

- The word DumboRAT means something to you

- You thought that an AK Beta Spetznas was a real gun, but you know better now

- You duck and cover at the sound of a sewing machine

[Gunslinger]

-Your room/ apartment has BB holes/dents patched up all over.

-You practice clearing your home/apartment.

-You walk around your house in cammo even when you know your not getting ready for a game.

-When you put on cammo to play video games and compare your self/friends looks in cammo to movie/ video game characters.

-When you call every "building for lease" Realtor to see if you and your friends can spend a weekend in there playing a game or two.

-When you have Gbb's/rifles on your coffee table just in case you have to slay a box you set up across the room.

-You turn off lights in your house/apartment with a springer/GBB.

-You watch movies and know all the optics and you know if the mounts are put on back wards or the scope is back wards.

-You say some thing some one has on has no tactical property's at all.

-You buy cloths that you might also be able to use if you were to play a hostage in a game (or special role).

-You wonder if they'll ever make a airsoft version of your favorite real fire arm.

-You wonder if you could use parts of you real steel items on your airsoft stuff.

-You dream about opps (yeah airsoft) in your sleep.

-You cant wait to get up ALOT earlier than you normally would (like its X-mas) Just to go to a O.P. you know is going to be hot or rainy and you'll complain about the crappy weather later, but still be glad you went out to play.

-You risk ruining a gun (or parts of it) just because you haven't played in so long you say screw the crappy weather.

[Psychosis]

- You use a guitar bag for something other than its intended purpose.

- Camoflauge becomes your choice of fashion.

[Mr Embed]

-El Phantasamo is on speed dial.

-You feel proud to show up at BK in full battle dress.

-You sneak a peek at Police Officer's pistols as they walk by.

-If you find one of the many bb's on your floor you throw it at a friend and say "Call your hits, damnit!" They then procede to think of you as 'fuckin' weird'

-You've burned yourself in any way, shape, or form on spewing Green Gas canisters

-YOU FUCKING HATE PAINTBALLERS

[FireFox]

- you carry a kill rag with you at all times

- you look forward to the sundays game that is a month away

- you spend 1000's of $ on guns and gear, and are always looking for more stuff

- you name your pets after your favorite guns

- you have a full loaded gbb in your waist band, when you walk around, just in case someone attacks you

- you have enough guns with you just in case 40 people show up to a game with no gun

- you cant wait for the next game, so you walk around town and round up people to play with you

[Toothbrush]

...when the smell of green gas smells like victory.

[meetmrbullet]

-when you look at your monthy earnings and you spent $300 on multicam gear

-when you have scars in tiny little groupings

[Gestapo]

Is it bad that almost all of these apply to me? And I have DEFFIINITLY said FPS instead of Horsepower

-You know you play to much airsoft when... Boxes become target instead of a place to put things away in.

- You know you play to much airsoft when.... you actually respond instantly to your online handle

-You know you play to much airsoft when.... your name is Gunslinger

-You know you play to much airsoft when.... the number of forum bookmarks on your internet browser is greater than the number of junk emails you get a day

[Mr Embed]

-You refresh your internet browser every 30 seconds.

[Father_Livonia]

- You debate getting the real steel m700 over a tanaka.

- You waste at least $2 worth of empty cans a month on the "poor mans chrono" or simple target practice.

- You sell other airsoft stuff to get more

- Blackwater Tactical are your heroes

- Your parents wonder when your going to enlist

- Your friends with the UPS man.

- Your more excited for a new gun to arrive than your birthday.

- You've mastered the cutting of E-tape without using scissors.

- You cant wait for the CA RPK to come out

- The king arms SVD is on your wish list.

- Your friends often wonder if your "unstable"

- People ask you "are they real"

- The first thing you do to a new gun is remove the orange

- You never buy a gun without having a plan on what she will look like.

- Your guns now have feelings, and you comfort them and sweet talk them.

- You can debate with a recruiter/marine on how crappy the M-16 is.

[Psychosis]

- You window shop for hours just looking at gear you can't afford... yet.

- You are constantly thinking of ways to improve your MOLLE loadout, even though it works just fine at the moment.

- You have enough shipping boxes leftover from all of your airsoft purchases to send Christmas presents to every single one of your friends by the end of the year.

[Gunslinger]

-You watch military shows on the Discovery channel/TLC and think it would be cool to play there.

-You woulder what a BB would do to exspencive stuff in your house/apartment, or what FPS it would take to brake it.

-Your neighbers dont talk to you because they see you comming and going in cammo and carrying gun bags.

-You shop for cammo for as specific season.

-You think about more "tactical" ways to do daily tasks.

-You plan your vacations around results from internet searches for airsoft stores you want to go to and or places youde like to play.

[GeneralB]

- You look at how much money you made this year and it is $100 more than how much you spent on airsoft guns and gear.

- You walk around your house in a tac vest pulling out a GBB and aiming at the different places a intruder could be hideing, (just in case)

-You have more money invested in airsoft then your car

- when people say they play airsoft alot with alot of people then tell you they have a springer and play in their back yard with 7 friends, you get mad

- You wish real bad that ESPN would air a airsoft Op instead of paintball

- You would pay $1000 to rent out a high school just for one day to play in there

- you have thought how cool it would be to use boats and play airsoft between boats on the water (whoo Jet ski drive by)

- your family refuses to buy you anything for airsoft or give you money for birthday or christmas presents because you spend "to much damn money on it"

- you know how much each AEG of each brand costs

- you have bought enough BBs to fill a swimming pool

- if someone dry fires your favorite gun you take it from them and tell them if they do it agian you'll kick their ass

- if you see a battery pack for anything includeing RC cars at your friends house you ask them when they got an airsoft AEG

- if you go anywhere into a woodland area you consider taking your airsoft gun