gimpy
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Kovert Kommunist
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Post by gimpy on Aug 14, 2006 20:41:01 GMT -5
When Dr. K is like crack to you
When you verbally bold the punch lines of your own jokes ;D
When the bus has no motor
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Post by El Phantasamo on Aug 14, 2006 20:45:31 GMT -5
You know you play too much airsoft when....... -you are not surprised to see BB's on your roof -you easily find a light green .12 at your campground, slightly buried in the dirt and under some pine needles -you throw that .12 at your wife and tell her to "call your hits" - you save empty snuff cans for plinking targets - real steel parts are HARD to put on your gun, but you do it anyway - you sell the un-needed parts in your G3 parts kit to a friend with an HK-91 before you even order the kit  - you "friendly fire" on gestapo, and don't feel bad about it - you can control your laughter when you scare away a "tango" in the shoot-house with a riot shield and an EMPTY WA 4.1 infinity "HOLY SHIT *runs away* SWAT SHIELD COMIN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR!" |
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Post by Grey Fox on Aug 19, 2006 1:12:24 GMT -5
When you dawn a guilie suit, AEG and spotting scope to stake out your neigbors house for suspicious enemy activity between the hours of 3:00AM to 10:00AM.
When you put on 80lbs of gear and get fully armed and plot a dareing rescue mission just to retrieve your mail.
When casually driving down the road you scan peoples garbage for playing field matirials.
When you try to rig a bull$*#t home-made supressor on your AEG knowing full well 90% of the sound comes out of the gearbox not the muzzel.
When you use bottle rockets in games and yel "RPG!" upon incoming.
When you wonder if the rumor about CA M-15s being waterproof (submergable) is true and imagine how cool it would be comeing up out of your pool during a game and ambushing someone would be.
When every single person you call "friend" plays airsoft religiously.
When you never go outside and walk around your property without your AEG.
When you have intense duels with tresspasing Squirrels and rabbits.
When you try to modify your real guns to shoot airsoft rounds just for more realism & durability.
When you do random patrols around your house praying you'll come into contact with some disscretal teenagers.
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Post by Father_Livonia on Aug 19, 2006 12:28:26 GMT -5
When you get in your ghillie suit and walk into your backyard to see if the environment works.
No matter what kind of party it is....someone has to take a gander at your merchendise.
whenever girls come over all your airsoft gear dissapears off your floor.
Going to Embeds house is against a few rules.
You now realize Semiauto is a function on your gun.
you wonder why you cock your fake bolt when you reload.
money dissapears
lawn cutting is never the same without BDU's on.
Gunslingers Alias is "Systema"
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Post by Knief on Aug 19, 2006 12:42:14 GMT -5
The word "lube" is no longer suggestive.
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Post by D. on Aug 19, 2006 13:11:41 GMT -5
Everything becomes tactical, so long as you have A) firearm and B) BDUs or Tac Vest.
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Post by Mr Embed on Aug 19, 2006 15:22:37 GMT -5
Going to Embeds house is against a few rules. What's that supposed to mean? haha -When you wish your cock could shoot bb's... too soon? |
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dusty
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Post by dusty on Aug 19, 2006 19:17:41 GMT -5
When you sacrifice a toothbrush to clean your gears.
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Post by Gestapo on Aug 19, 2006 19:39:03 GMT -5
When you have a FRIEND named Toothbrush.
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OaKeY
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Livonia's Apprentice
Breath, One, Two, Pulse, Pull...
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Post by OaKeY on Aug 19, 2006 22:40:18 GMT -5
-When your airsoft replica is more powerful and shoot's further than a real steel rifle.
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Cullen
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Creepy, but not crawly
SEE? I DO SMILE, DAMMIT!
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Post by Cullen on Aug 20, 2006 6:14:21 GMT -5
-When your airsoft replica is more powerful and shoot's further than a real steel rifle. I don't think that's possible... If it were that strong, you wouldn't be able to use it in an airsoft game, and what would be the point of that? - When you wonder when the stores will get their heads out of their asses and start selling better airsoft guns. |
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Post by Psychosis on Aug 21, 2006 17:48:51 GMT -5
When you sneak around outdoors in MARPAT to see if your friends can spot you
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bman111
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Wisdom and Integrity aren't always accompanied by age
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Post by bman111 on Aug 21, 2006 21:43:44 GMT -5
. When you try to rig a bull$*#t home-made supressor on your AEG knowing full well 90% of the sound comes out of the gearbox not the muzzel. When you wonder if the rumor about CA M-15s being waterproof (submergable) is true and imagine how cool it would be comeing up out of your pool during a game and ambushing someone would be. well, a homemade silencer (or at least mine) DOES make a noticeable difference at long range and ALL AEG's are waterproof, IF you COMPLETELY strip it down, and wipe off EVERY PART  , the only thing i would be worried about is the battery though, cause how do you wipe off the area inside the heat-shrink wrap |
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Post by El Phantasamo on Aug 21, 2006 22:18:27 GMT -5
- when you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. Wait, that "you know youre an auto mechaninc when....." |
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Mini-Matt (Achilles)
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get a haircut HIPPIE!
Didn't see that one coming did ya?
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Post by Mini-Matt (Achilles) on Aug 21, 2006 22:35:56 GMT -5
When you try to type/write words like Airport, Airplane, and Air, and accedently add in Soft even when you try not to.
When you are allowed to, and no one finds it weird that you hang out with your 33 year old next door neighbor.
When you try to tacticaly enter his house when his wife isn't home, and take his gear.
When the walk home from school involves trying to sneak past his house, because you know he will be getting revenge for taking his gear.
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, the only thing i would be worried about is the battery though, cause how do you wipe off the area inside the heat-shrink wrap