gizoogle.com

[bman111]

a friend at school told me about this site, and it is amazing

it is a translator that will translate any webpage into gangsta talk

just enter the URL into the blank space and hit enter, here are some results

this was fizzle arnies airsoft, posted by MagicalNinjaBuddy:

Since 1994, CYBERGUN? has been a pionea in softairs develizzles implement'n tha latest innovations in air gunn'n technology.
CYBERGUN? softairs by SOFTAIR USA is tha most accurate n reliable in tha world, rhymin' thizzay perfect fo` target shoot'n. (Ninja's note. By target messin' they mean tha gats as targets.) Using tha finest materials n finishes available n tha mizzy advanced production technolizzles CYBERGUN? transforms advanced firearms design into softairs of exceptional reliability. The toughest performance tests by VERITAS hizzle proven tizzy n time again tizzle CYBERGUN? can stand up ta tha mizzy adverse conditions, n stizzay come through fo` YOU wizzle it counts . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. (Ninja's note two. Obviously, these tests wizzy highly advanced, such as sitt'n on tizzy n spendin' them, n dropp'n them into a pillow.)
Wizzle knizzay fo` they exceptional quality n functionality keep'n it real yo. CYBERGUN? softairs by SOFTAIR USA is THE standard fo` collectors n crazy ass nigga. (Ninja's nizzy three aww nah. Standard of suck'n is insinuated.) Using advanced technolizzles n tha exclusive approval of tha rizzy gat maka (Smith n Wesson, Sig Crazy Ass Nigga Taurus, DPMS Poser Arms, Uzi, Desert Eagle [Ninja's note four . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. Desert Eagle isn't a gat wanna be gangsta Thompson [Ninja's nizzle five. Nor is Thompson...], Kalashnizzles n Tanfoglio [Ninja's nizzy six. Wizzy tha bloody hell is a Tanfoglio? Are tizzle jizzy spendin' th'n up now?]), our designa n enginea develop softairs thiznat excel in every detail (Ninja's note...sizzles? Details of blunt-rollin'. All CYBERGUN? products incorporate an extensive array of smizzart design features thiznat enhance both performance n saftey.



i laughed soo hard whiznen i read this

www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=77178

^there is tha link fo` those who is drug deala of they fourms

LOL

[AndrewMp5k2007]

....this will help me speak more fluent with my customers ....

Anyhow I am pretty sure someone has already posted this. I am thinking Gestapo? Livionia? or maybe even Knief?

[bman111]

oh, i dont think i was even on the fourms when they posted it

[Gestapo]

I really would like to hack that website. It's that kind of talk that pisses me off.

[Zeke]

Heh heh hacking that would be interesting, changing all the words into another style of typing.

[D.]

Yeah, maybe proper english

[Gestapo]

I actually think we will need a proper english translator in a few years. Fuck, my grammar and spelling is really bad, but at least I try

[El Phantasamo]

At least there isn't a "600673" version that translates everything into "Leetspeak"

[Gestapo]

ACtuallyyyyyy. they do have one El.

[Zeke]

Basically these "translators" are just like your word filters on the forums only instead of having a limit they don't. So you could turn 'i' to 'I', 'teh' to 'the' etc... it could be done fairly easily if you knew how to do it.

[El Phantasamo]

gestapo said:

ACtuallyyyyyy. they do have one El.

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