You know you play too much airsoft when....

[Mr Embed]

-YOU SHOOT SAMMICHES OUT OF M203 GRENADE LAUNCHERS

[Gestapo]

[Zeke]

you know you play too much airsoft when you are in over $900-1000 of debt and still looking to get a new gun.

[Cullen]

You know you play too much airsoft when...

- You use weapon stances comfortably doing other tasks.

- Your parents tell you to lie to your extended family about your hobbies, for fear of disapproval.

- You correct others on the nomenclature of weapons.

- You can identify the name of a weapon after having seen it for only half a second.

- Your eyes are glued to a Cop's holster, to see if the magazine is in the well.

- You want to see SWAT in person.

- You want to see SWAT in person... from the wrong end of the barrel. Wierdo.

- You walk around your house with your rifle shouldered, just because it feels more comfortable to walk that way.

- You watch documentaries about the Hollywood bank robbery and Columbine and think of how either side could have handled the situation better.

[El Phantasamo]

you know you play too much airsoft when.........

You prefer to call people by their forum name, even when you know their real one (Kneif, Gestapo, Donut, Vmax, Psychosis.......)

You ONLY know someone by their forum name, and still consider them a Friend. (Cullen, Zeke, Echo, Gunslinger)

you consider buying a cheap springer to correct the dog when she chews on your shoes

you then buy a zap collar instead when you realize doggles are not rated
for BB strikes

When a lot of the fun at a game is when you laugh with the other team about how you shot each other

[Mr Embed]

-you know Mark Bowden's "Black Hawk Down" by heart.

-you get really pissed off when people say 'clip' instead of 'magazine'.

-you get frustrated when people are asking you about airsoft and say "But how do you know when you're out?

-you get pissed when people say "those airsoft things"

[Scott]

- On the way to any Op, you have specific mood music to listen to.

[Cullen]

You know you play too much airsoft, when...

You spend every waking moment between games preparing for the next.

+1 for you, El.

[GeneralB]

- The day before an OP: you watch nothing but military movies, ex, BHD, Saving Private Ryan. We were soliders

- your non semia friends look to you for ALL airsoft advice

- If you lived in a rural area you have thought about mounting a M249 to the top of a jeep or 4X4

- You love the look on the McDonalds cashier when 40 people storm in, in full camo at a SEMIA monthly

- when you have little cousins playing Hide and Go seek you explain to them the best "tactical" way to hide, and how shadows are very important

- When you go to an Army surplus store you can direct customers better than the clerk working there


- you laugh and agree with EVERY previous post on here

[El Phantasamo]

- You answer the door ant night with a tactical flashlight, even if its just your sister-in-law.

(I REALLY like that flashlight Livonia and this thread has been GREAT FUN)

[Gestapo]

-Your SEMIA post count is 1502

{EL edit- You little bastard, thats funny

[JackBFromROC]

-You lose all respect for a movie that uses improper form / vocab / anything in regards to weapons.

[El Phantasamo]

- you point out all the tactical errors in movies/TV shows, much to the annoyance of your wife

[FireFox]

so after reading all the posts so far, i find that i do a lot of them, so dose that mean that i play to much airsoft, if so, it dosent matter because i could have all ready told you that

oh and,
you know you play to much airsoft when- you wake up every day, and wish you could reinact Black Hawk Down with airsoft

[Gestapo]

- You know you play to much airsoft when driving the Elx4 in reverse at 20 miles an hour, you think "dang, It really must be hard to do this in an amubush"

(that one day fixin Donuts 'Stang)